London, Paris, Maybe Trace Cyrus' Dick

I had to post about this.

So here's little known fact #1. The lead singer of Metro Station is Trace Cyrus, Miley's old brother.
Here's little known fact #2. Brenda Song.

Brenda is most famous for playing London Tipton on the Disney Channel show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Now, Brenda has been knocked up by Miley's brother. When I look at the two, all I can see is nurturing parents.

I feel bad for this kid for a few reasons. Firstly, his name will suck. Secondly, he'll be ugly. Thirdly, his dad has more tats than Lil Wayne. Fourthly, his aunt is Miley. This is just one big mess waiting to happen...