Bieber Vaccine on the Way

Selena Gomez has spent the weekend in and out of the hospital, complaining of nausea and headaches.

There are a couple of explanations for her ailment. Firstly, the girl may just be dizzy. She’s been spending too much time going round and round. Another possibility is that she has the Bieber Fever. People thought that it was just a cute name for an obsession with Justin Bieber, but Ms. Gomez is proving that it can actually affect your health. Hopefully she can afford to stay hydrated. After a year without rain, water bills have skyrocketed. Even celebrities are having a hard time getting enough fluids.

Get better Selena!