Asstounding

When people think of Nicki Minaj, some think of her phat verses. Others, the record label she name drops in almost all of her songs (Young Money!) And for some, they think of her gigantic ass. Nicki’s ass has become one of her trademark features, and she seems rather committed to it. Her implanted ass is so big, that it must cause difficulty for her to sit down. While she makes owning a large ass look like fun and games, it’s more of a lifestyle than anything else. I can only imagine how difficult it is for her to go out in public and get all those stares. And she must have a custom made toilet in her house. Despite these great burdens, Nicki keeps her ass, and for that I applaud her.