Zombie Prepared

The Center of Disease Control has warned American to be prepared just in case of a Zombie Apocalypse.
REALLY? There is so much flawed about this statement. Firstly, if it really is an apocalypse, you can't be prepared. You're going to die. It's just the way it is. Secondly, there are no documented encounters with a single zombie, let alone the large enough number to create fear of an apocalypse. Who decides what is needed for survival during a zombie invasion? They are fictional!

There are real things the CDC should warn us to take precautions for. EXAMPLES: Terrorist attacks, power outages, encounters with Star Jones, and swine flu outbreaks. Instead, they use a fictional "threat" to draw attention to their website. What media whores!